Dear
Adorable Cheeesemonger girl
at New Seasons.

I <3 you like Havarti,
I'd like to see you
shake your Chevre,
Your gruyere has me wanting to compare
the curvature of your derriere.
your Brie just makes me giddy
and your Limburger...
Well, it makes me somethin'.

Yeah,

I think
that just about
covers it.